Below are my top 5 favorite things I’ve read on WordPress for the past week. I invite you to visit the blogs I’ve linked to and to please give the bloggers some love (and likes … and even follows).
Enjoy! And remember: give THEM the likes, not me.
The blogs below are presented in no particular order.
If you are one of the bloggers selected, feel free to put the “Biff’s Top Five” logo on your site.
#1
“… it appears hell hath no fury like a woman who doesn’t understand the concept of speakerphones..”
Post Title & Link: You Don’t Know You’re Born!
Blog Title & Link: Gary Strachan – “Write” Said Fred
Biff’s Comments:
Gary’s site is one of my favorite ones to visit. He has a wonderful sense of humor and offers a warmhearted glimpse into his world. It is like watching one’s favorite Brit-com on television. It is humor laced with heart.
#2
“Tell me again about linear equations only this time start from the dawn of man.”
Post Title & Link: 17 Things You’ll Never Hear a Woman Say
Blog Title & Link: Linda Vernon Humor
Biff’s Comments:
I love visiting Linda’s site. You can always count on a good laugh with Linda’s keen sense of humor and her light-hearted take on the world around her.
#3
“I would have made a huge mistake by slathering petroleum jelly all over my face. I could have emerged from quarantine in a dreadful state. Nothing screams “awkward 40s stage” like blotches of hair dye AND acne on the face. I’d have to lock myself in the bedroom screaming, ‘No one will take me to the dance now! I hate everyone!’”
Post Title & Link: No One is Coming to Save your Hair
Post Title & Link: Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks
Biff’s Comments:
Cecilia has a lovely blog full of DIY (do it yourself) and CIY (cook it yourself) adventures … the sort of adventures ordinary people have when we attempt to do things ourselves. While things seldom go according to plan, her enthusiasm and sense of adventure is contagious. The blog linked above is a wonderful example of what happens when we try to do our own hair-styling in this time of Corvid-19.
Come for the leeks, stay for the leaks.
#4
No quote … you just have to read it for yourself!
Post Title & Link: Half-price inflatable dolls to be given to transport sex pests during lockdown
Blog Title & Link: The Whitechapel Whelk
Biff’s Comments:
The Whitechapel Whelk has always been a favorite blogger of mine. His posts never fail to be amusing in a delightfully cerebral and literary way. They often appear as short articles such as one would read in a newspaper. Sadly, many of them could actually appear in a newspaper for, even though they are satire, they often hit very close to the truth.
#5
“Hopefully I can resist DIYing anything tomorrow.”
Post Title & Link: Coronavirus DIY
Blog Title & Link: The Garden Bore
Biff’s Comments:
This is a delightful little DIY blog I found recently. It is presented with humor and a sense of fun. Best of all, it consists of things that ordinary people might actually consider doing! Everything is presented in a very approachable manner.
The Garden Bore is exactly like the type of DIY blog I might create myself if I actually knew how to DAM (Do Anything Myself).
So there you have it: my latest installment of Biff’s Weekly Top Five. I hope you enjoyed it! And remember … go to the blogger’s sites and show them some love and appreciation!
Thanks for the links–I checked out a couple of these and they’re very funny!
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I’m glad you like them, Suzanne! I’ve been trying to read more blogs lately. I went so long without having the time to read any, so it’s nice to have the chance to see what else is out there.
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Yes, I’m always looking for more humour blogs to read!
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Me too! Though your blog has set the bar really high, so I have to try to read new blogs without a prejudiced eye. 🙂
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Aw, that’s such a kind thing to say! I feel the same about you, you know:-)
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Biff!! I made your top 5!! I am honored! And thank you for your kind words, you have made my day!!!
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It’s my pleasure, Linda! I always enjoy your blog. It is always the pick-me-up I need. Happy blogging!
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Good job reading blog posts is adhering to social distancing.
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I was social distancing long before it was cool. 😀
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Awwwww thanks Biff. Much appreciated my friend. With your permission, I may have a little fun with your accolade at some point this week. As a satirist of many, many years standing, I just can’t help myself 😉
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Any time! I always enjoy your blog. And you certainly have my permission. I can’t wait to see what you do with it with your fiendishly clever mind (of cleverly fiendish). Go for it!
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Read it and eat.
https://thewhelkwordpresscom.wordpress.com/2020/03/31/biff-sock-pow-praised-my-blog-then-ate-my-gnocchi-says-local-man/
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Brilliant! Loved it. 🙂
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Is the CORRECT response! 😉
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What do I win?
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I love the way you’ve done the reblog! So nice! Thanks:)
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My pleasure! I hope to be reading a lot more of your posts in the future.
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Thanks for the link! I don’t mean to brag, but my readership was already well into single figures. With this boost, the sky’s the limit!
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My pleasure! Thank you for the great reads you’ve provided me.
Good luck with the boost! I think you’re about to see how few people read my blog and how little “blogging clout” I really have. Ha ha!
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Don’t do this to me! I’m on a deadline; I don’t have time to check out blogs. Last week I didn’t even have time to read my own. I wonder what I posted?
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Sorry about that, Lorne! It never occurred to me I was creating extra reading work for people. Including myself! I barely have time to read blogs as it is. But, hopefully, the links I’ve provided will be well worth your (limited) time. 🙂
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That’s the problem. Our minds seem to be similarly twisted in some ways, so I expect I would like what you are reading. Maybe when I finish this project….
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