It’s been quite a while since I posted anything on this little blog of mine and it is beginning to feel neglected.
So this is yet another abandoned blog story.
I can almost hear Sarah McLachlan singing in the background while this emaciated blog stares up at the camera, shivering.
But not to fear. I have adopted it (again) and promised to take better care of it. I gave it a good, sudsy bath in in something guaranteed to rid it of idea mange, writer’s block, nervous tics, and fleeing motivation. As you can see, it looks much better now.
Unfortunately, I also had to get the blog neutered as part of the arrangement. Make of that what you will. No spin-off blogs maybe? I’m too tired of this metaphor to stretch it any thinner than it already is. It is already basically just a membrane.
The word “membrane” sounds like a compounding of the words “memory” and “brain”. Some people have a thinking brain. Some have a visioning brain. Others have a memory brain (or membrane).
I, on the other hand, have a meme-brain. For some reason, all my thoughts are in the form of stupid memes.
Anyway, it’s obvious I haven’t got any good ideas for a blog right now. People think writing is easy. And writing actually is pretty easy. The hard part is coming up with ideas. What seems like a good idea while far away from a keyboard can suddenly turn into a horrible idea when you can actually get your fingers on a keyboard.
It is ideas like that which lead to “post post stress disorder”.
And then the regret begins …
And how you think it will be received.
And, in actuality, is probably how it WILL be received.
Anyway, thanks for sticking with me this long as I try to get the ol’ creative juices flowing.
Oh, and please check out my latest Alistair and Alexis short comedy story. It sort of died on the vine because I published it on a Monday.
Have a happy Saturday!