The Steely Stud Finder
by Benton Garapolo
The steamy, swampy town of Smithville holds a secret.
Jane Grumbly has the perfect life working as a mailman in the city and clogging with her enthusiastic boyfriend, Steve Stevenson.
However, when she finds a steely stud finder in her cellar, she begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Grumbly family.
A garage sale leaves Jane with some startling questions about her past, and she sets off to misty Smithville to find some answers.
At first the people of Smithville are gung-ho and chipper. She is intrigued by the curiously clever chef, Greg Gregson. However, after he introduces her to hard internet porn, Jane slowly finds herself drawn into a web of blackmail, gluttony and perhaps, even pride.
Can Jane resist the charms of Greg Gregson and uncover the secret of the steely stud finder before it’s too late, or will her demise become yet another Smithville legend?
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