Poor Biff’s Almanac: Thursday Evening
When last you heard from this intrepid reporter, I had only managed to make it a mere 60 percent through the workweek. However, since my last report, my shrewd investments have paid off and I now find myself a full 80% through the workweek (a little less if you take into consideration the eroding effects of capital gains taxes). This means that nothing stands between me and being 100% done with this workweek except for Friday, and I shall make short work of that soon enough.
So did anything interesting happen to Biff today? No, not really. I have wrung every last post possible out of my workaday world. There is only so much spreadsheet humor and PowerPoint humor to be had, no matter what price one is willing to pay. From what I have been able to ascertain, no one is willing to pay a single farthing for any humor at all related to MS Office products. Even the cease-and-desist letter I received from Team Microsoft, Re: MS Office Products Humor, was itself humorless.
It was not a good day for office humor.