My Financial Target
When civilization falls (as many believe it will), I will become the Bill Gates of the post apocalypse if only Target bags become the new coin of the realm.
Where do these things come from? (Ignoring the obvious answer)
Why do they accumulate so quickly even though I use them for everything? I use them for anything from recycling bags to trash bags to padding for packages I’m shipping to just any time I need a plastic bag. And yet I always seem to have more on any given day than I did the day before.
So, let’s just hope these things become valuable someday, for apparently my cupboard contains a wormhole that leads to the factory where they make them.
I just hope that someday archaeologists don’t find my mummified remains, wrapped tightly in Target bags and stuffed in the back of the pantry.