Random Tidbits (1/22/17 Edition)
The following are just some random thoughts and ramblings that were left over from the weekend. None of them were, on their own, enough to warrant a blog post. So I will just bundle them up and put them on the clearance rack and mark them way down.
I just watched comedian Wayne Cotter on Johnny Carson (original air date: 1/31/92). He was pretty funny, as always. But what really struck me as funny as that I used to own that exact same tie he was wearing.
I had lunch at Taco Cabana today because, as a Texan, we are required to eat Mexican food at least once per week (no excuses). I made the mistake of asking for some tortilla chips with my meal. They charged me a dollar fifty (!) for a tiny little cardboard dish that is the same size Sonic serves their Frito chili pies in. It contained about 15 chips (so about ten cents per chip). On top of that, they were so paper thin and flimsy, every time I tried to scoop up a tiny bit of guacamole or sour cream, the chip would just break. So I’d try it again. And again. Until there was nothing but tortilla chip crumbs all over my guacamole. I was perturbed, to say the least. Every other Mexican restaurant in Dallas gives free tortilla chips, and they are capable of supporting the weight of a butterfly without shattering. Get your act together, Taco Cabana!
I had to go buy a new pair of sneakers today. Like most men, I hate shopping for clothes, and especially shoes. Someone recommended that I try DSW; claiming that they had a good selection. They were not lying on this point. The S and W in DSW stands for Shoe Warehouse. I walked in the front door and immediately blue-screened. In the men’s section, there were no less than about 40 styles of men’s sneakers. Once I had rebooted myself a few times (which is odd, because I was looking for sneakers, not boots), I found myself overwhelmed by the selection. I ended up buying a pair that looked almost exactly like the pair I went in with, except they were cleaner and didn’t squeak when I walked. The squeaking was what drove me to buy a new pair of sneakers in the first place. How can one sneak while wearing squeaking sneakers? At work on Friday, my sneakers sounded like a seagull with croup. My new ones are quiet. Back to stealth mode.
No less than four times today, I had to switch the thermostat in the house back and forth between heating and air conditioning. I hate Texas winters. It’s like playing weather roulette. Just spin the Wheel o’ Weather and see what comes up.
I passed some trees in a parking lot today that were covered with ten thousand grackles. I think the unseasonably warm weather has caused them to think it is time to migrate back north again for the summer. Boy, are they going to be in for a rude awakening!
That’s it for this edition of Random Tidbits. I hope you all have a wonderful week!